The Gender-Benderator
MAGA's Gender Conversion Fears
Trump and his MAGA followers spread fear that our children will go to school and miraculously come home with a new gender.
Who pays for this?
Let’s break this down.
🏥 Itemized Statement — Gender “Conversion” Fears
Hospital: Public School System
Patient: “Your Child”
Procedure: Alleged Overnight Gender Transition
Hormone Therapy (HRT) $30–$240 / month (ballpark $100)
Top Surgery $5,000–$15,000
Bottom Surgery (MTF / FTM) $10,000–$50,000+
Lodging & Recovery (if abroad) $2,000–$4,000
Therapy, lab work, aftercare $1,000–$3,000
But let’s simplify this, no surgery, just HRT for 5% of the 50M school kids for 1 year at $100 per month:
Total: $3B per year
For comparison:
National School Lunch Program (FY 2023): ≈ $14 billion
Entire Head Start budget: ≈ $12 billion
Where’s the money coming from?
Spoiler: It isn’t.